Herp the Derp

shoshanish:

cakeri-gnostalgic:

davestridersrightshoe:

CAN WE JUST TAKE A MOMENT TO APPRECIATE THIS FUCKING CONDY WHO HELPED RUN THE ANIME MIDWEST HOMESTUCK PHOTOSHOOT

BECAUSE SHE HAD TO DEAL WITH ALL OUR SHIT AND ALMOST LOST HER VOICE SCREAMING AT US

BUT SHE STAYED IN CHARACTER ALMOST THE ENTIRE TIME AND LOOKED ABSOLUTELY FABULOUS WHILE DOING SO

LIKE WOW

^^^

Her name is Mikayla and she is fucking amazing I met her at acen earlier this year and she is one of my favorite con people!

she is also an improv actress… >:)

http://youtu.be/qpPUjQWxpmA

WHYYYYYYYYY IS THIS A THING

WHYYYYYYYYY IS THIS A THING

applebottomclaudiajeans:

capekalaska:

killdeercheer:

sizvideos:

Neil DeGrasse Tyson Ruins Your Zombie Fantasies Forever - Video

Love this bit

"just sayin’"

He’s thought about it though. One of the greatest minds of our generation sat down one day and was like “wait, could zombies exist?” And then he did the science thing and was like “nah we’re good.”

emptytankofgas:

10000steps:

lumos5000:

b0mbs4w4y:


united steaks of america



there has never been a more appropriate day to reblog this

I reblogged this exactly one year ago. how time flies.

IT IS MY PATRIOTIC DUTY TO REBLOG THIS and meat my quota for this holiday.
Did that make the cut, or should I chuck that joke out? I figure it could go a round a bit maybe.
sirloin.

emptytankofgas:

10000steps:

lumos5000:

b0mbs4w4y:

united steaks of america

image

there has never been a more appropriate day to reblog this

I reblogged this exactly one year ago. how time flies.

IT IS MY PATRIOTIC DUTY TO REBLOG THIS and meat my quota for this holiday.

Did that make the cut, or should I chuck that joke out? I figure it could go a round a bit maybe.

sirloin.

i-love-mmfd:

makeoutinheaven:

dunebat:

coldswarkids:

edwardspoonhands:

thelegendofkungjew:

doxian:

d-dinosaur:

rknjl:

newvagabond:

NO “TELEPHONES”. TALK TO EACH OTHER. FACE TO FACE ONLY. WRITE A LETTER. SEND A TELEGRAM TO YOUR MOM. PRETEND IT’S 1860. LIVE.

NO ‘WRITING’… TALK TO EACH OTHER. THROW A ROCK AT YOUR MOM. PRETEND IT’S 10,000 BCE.  LIVE.

URGGA. ROU GRAAURH. RUH.
<SMACKS HANDS ON WALL WITH PAINT.>

NO ‘HIGHER BRAIN FUNCTIONS’ …USE YOUR REPTILIAN BRAIN
EAT YOUR MOM’S CORPSE SHE DIED TO PROVIDE YOU WITH SUSTENANCE
PRETEND YOU HAVE JUST AROSE FROM THE SEA
SURVIVE

NO “MULTICELLULAR TRAITS”….. USE YOUR SYMBIOTIC MITOCHONDRIA
REPRODUCE ASEXUALLY, YOU’RE YOUR OWN PARENT
PRETEND IT’S 2BYA
EVOLVE

NO “LIFE.” USE FUNDAMENTAL PHYSICAL FORCES TO FORM SPHERICAL OBJECTS REVOLVING AROUND ONE ANOTHER IN SPACE. 
FUSE HYDROGEN INTO HELIUM USING GRAVITATIONAL PRESSURE TO PRODUCE HEAT AND LIGHT. 
PRETEND IT’S 4.5BYA.
STABILIZE INTO EQUILIBRIA

NO “MATTER”.  EXIST IN THE VOID WITHOUT PURPOSE OR MEANING.
THERE IS NO “YOU”, ONLY THE VAST CONCEPT OF NOTHING.
TIME DOES NOT EXIST.
BE.

Wow.

I feel like something really important just happened

Rebbloging this again.

i-love-mmfd:

makeoutinheaven:

dunebat:

coldswarkids:

edwardspoonhands:

thelegendofkungjew:

doxian:

d-dinosaur:

rknjl:

newvagabond:

NO “TELEPHONES”. TALK TO EACH OTHER. FACE TO FACE ONLY. WRITE A LETTER. SEND A TELEGRAM TO YOUR MOM. PRETEND IT’S 1860. LIVE.

NO ‘WRITING’… TALK TO EACH OTHER. THROW A ROCK AT YOUR MOM. PRETEND IT’S 10,000 BCE.  LIVE.

URGGA. ROU GRAAURH. RUH.

<SMACKS HANDS ON WALL WITH PAINT.>

NO ‘HIGHER BRAIN FUNCTIONS’ …USE YOUR REPTILIAN BRAIN

EAT YOUR MOM’S CORPSE SHE DIED TO PROVIDE YOU WITH SUSTENANCE

PRETEND YOU HAVE JUST AROSE FROM THE SEA

SURVIVE

NO “MULTICELLULAR TRAITS”….. USE YOUR SYMBIOTIC MITOCHONDRIA

REPRODUCE ASEXUALLY, YOU’RE YOUR OWN PARENT

PRETEND IT’S 2BYA

EVOLVE

NO “LIFE.” USE FUNDAMENTAL PHYSICAL FORCES TO FORM SPHERICAL OBJECTS REVOLVING AROUND ONE ANOTHER IN SPACE. 

FUSE HYDROGEN INTO HELIUM USING GRAVITATIONAL PRESSURE TO PRODUCE HEAT AND LIGHT. 

PRETEND IT’S 4.5BYA.

STABILIZE INTO EQUILIBRIA

NO “MATTER”.  EXIST IN THE VOID WITHOUT PURPOSE OR MEANING.

THERE IS NO “YOU”, ONLY THE VAST CONCEPT OF NOTHING.

TIME DOES NOT EXIST.

BE.

Wow.

I feel like something really important just happened

Rebbloging this again.

littleblueartist:

1000% ACCURATE AS FRICKETY FRACK

this explains my life

kids these days

kids these days

matociquala:

angrychocolatefiend:

betweenelsewherenevermore:

burdenofeclecticism:

this is the single best post on tumblr

I want all the animals

is the Siamese riding the husky sidesaddle?

That’s a malamute, not a husky.

oops i abanonded my tumblr for the last year in favor of being a Dad lately.
sorry folks, but being Dad is fun. I promise i&#8217;ll make it up to you lovelies someday. SOON.

oops i abanonded my tumblr for the last year in favor of being a Dad lately.

sorry folks, but being Dad is fun. I promise i’ll make it up to you lovelies someday. SOON.

petal-parasol:

meow-crossing:

moomies-crossing:

myanimalcrossingstory:

derping-in-newleaf:

Those houses are all in such a great place for a starting out map wow

And the tree is in the middle of the town!

That would be perf

i usually don’t care about maps but wow

I am mentally landscaping this entire map. I think I have a sickness;;

petal-parasol:

meow-crossing:

moomies-crossing:

myanimalcrossingstory:

derping-in-newleaf:

Those houses are all in such a great place for a starting out map wow

And the tree is in the middle of the town!

That would be perf

i usually don’t care about maps but wow

I am mentally landscaping this entire map. I think I have a sickness;;